STRAIGHT OUTTA COOPERSTOWN
A mashup of Hall of Famers from America’s two favorite pastimes.
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A few from the collection:
“I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them / I jack, I rob, I sin, aww man, I’m Jackie Robinson”
“I get baseball money, check my home run average / Take over the game and let my homeboys have it”
“Wherever I go, my crew is true to swarm / Got stripes in New York like Yankee uniforms”
“I got more action than my man John Woo / And I got mad hits like I was Rod Carew”
“Now I’m in the 9th inning / Thought I fell off, ain’t quite finished”
“Never defeated not conceited, but let’s face facts / Couldn’t beat me with a motherfuckin’ baseball bat.”
“And big hitter in, leavin’ a fitter in, literin’ / Get rid of considerin’, rocks be glitterin’”
“The pitcher all on the mound / Throwin’ fastballs with a curve, the nerve of speedballin”
“You talk all that robbery shit, but it’s lame / You wouldn’t steal first base at a baseball game”
“Whip smelling like fish from 125th / Throwing ketchup on my fries, hittin’ baseball spliffs”
“Cause you ain’t got no points in this game, kid you frontin’ / I’m home run hittin’, you be buntin’”
“How the fuck can I stay out the pen / When it’s one-two-three strikes you in”With: Cori Johnson